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When you realize your student debt is more than your net worth.

literally me pretending i’m happy for your promotion

Hamilton's elevators: More of a gentle suggestion than a certainty.

That moment when your mind's a cosmic mosh pit.

Bro thinks he's the MVP but he's just the favorite of the week.

Feeling like a boss even at 9 AM.

That moment you're plotting but you're just as lost as your outfits.

That hair's so neat, it's basically a crime scene.

That expression says 'I’ve seen it all, and it’s cringe.'

Me at 22, convinced I'm still a snack.

When your outfit screams 'I didn't get the memo' at work.

I’ve practiced my refusal face in the mirror so many times, now it’s just muscle memory.

You dress like a cozy marshmallow ready for a meltdown.

When tech tries to replace you but BTS is irreplaceable.

When Dashes gets stuck in a Butler study chair.

NSOP friends are a myth

When your life is a balance of art and sports.

Smug dinosaur waiting for the Hamilton elevator to show up...

That collar's more colorful than your personality, my guy.

knows i'm the goat of overthinking and nap queen

Fur so pristine, it's like a snobby influencer's filter.

Freshmen when accused of spreading the freshman flu

Trying to blend in with the locals at a tech gala.

When you realize the fish wanted nothing to do with you too.