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You look like a TikTok trend gone wrong.

Boss emails after hours: "Why are you not answering?"

Rocks waiting like students for Dodge to have working water fountains.

When your pup’s vibe is more fashion-forward than your last five fits.

me when you say you're asleep but still texting

That hairstyle's got more volume than your dating life.

Making eye contact at a party, just to find out it’s your ex.

Me realizing I need six coffee chats for the Lion Fund

Jessie to Bullseye: 'I'm just riding through life on unstable relationships.'

When you thought today was Saturday but it's actually Monday.

When your ex and your current partner meet: "Who's got the better Netflix subscription?"

This cat's vibe is 'I don't pay taxes and I love it.'

That enthusiasm is like a penguin trying to fly: sad and pointless.

That dog looks happier than you on payday.

Me enduring my 5th Lion Fund coffee chat this week

When the WiFi drops and you're just vibing, huh?

That guy's hat is the only thing more ridiculous than his pickup lines.

Your worst battle story sounds like a Netflix flop.

When anxiety makes you rehearse a phone call 50 times.

Bullseye: Updating class schedules faster than SSOL ever could.

Your puns hit harder than my last breakup.

When you smile like you just found an extra fry at the bottom of the bag.

Me when club apps open and I realize I’m still a sophomore

Proof that caffeine isn’t working anymore.