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You might be serious, but your fashion is a joke.

When the stock market doesn't match your horoscope.

When you order oat milk at a Barnard cafe.

Aristotle's golden mean is a medium combo, evidently.

When your barber says "just a trim" and you end up looking like a mugshot.

Me when the freshman flu hits like a truck

You look like you eavesdrop on every Zoom call.

When you realize the only thing deeper than their thoughts is the gossip.

When you get caught bringing sexy back without a license.

You're like a meme that missed the punchline.

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The only tour they’ll ever lead is a history class.

Realizing your heart got broken at Low Steps, but so did your GPA.

This is what happens when you take 'stargazing' too literally.

When the peach is bigger than your student debt.

This dog showing up to a soirée while you’re still in pajamas.

That rabbit's glasses got more personality than you.

Only midterm season never ends, like the Hamilton elevator queue.

When you pretend to be deep, but you're just tired.

Me after the fifth Lion Fund coffee chat of the day

Who knew studying could be so distracting?

Dodge Gym excitement level when lockers aren't dodgy.

When your GPA is drowning but you still gotta graduate.

When you skip skincare and just embrace the wrinkles.