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Me after the fifth Lion Fund coffee chat of the day

The only thing you’re juggling is disappointment.

When your glow-up is just your cat costume.

You look like the mascot for existential dread.

When your professor assigns weekend homework: "Ah, the joy of unpaid labor!"

When you dress like a mood ring for a job interview.

When you’re more of a hot mess than a cute accessory.

When you wink at your crush, but they're just not that into you.

That cat's expression says it all: ‘Save me from this meeting.’

me taking an exam at a tiny desk and immediately enter shutdown

my brain logging out at 11am in econ lecture

That pose is a cry for help or a Netflix deal.

That pose is giving 'help, I peaked in high school.'

When your lunch costs more than your rent, welcome to the capitalist circus.

Y'all look like a failed Zoom call audition.

Stars gossiping about this village like it's the latest TikTok scandal.

Venture capitalist after hearing 'We need more regulation.'

TA catches someone peeking at their phone during a closed-book. The awkward, wide-eyed side-eye is instant.

When you spot your ex and remember you're thriving.

When your lunch break turns into an existential crisis.

Miley in reds and yellows; freshman dining during prime time.

Me, thriving: pretending I understand Orgo Night caffeine rituals.

That cape's got more drama than your last group chat.