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Camus: absurdity is a smiling whale full of bathwater.

Columbia feet: some clogs, some missing Barnard points.

When you realize even monkeys are living better than you.

picked_by": "register guarantee

Outfit's on point, but your personality is still a mess.

If awkward was a statue, it’d be you.

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When JJ's Place runs out of fries: a lone fixture of hope.

Me when club apps open and I realize I’m still a sophomore

Looks like the world's worst boy band audition.

Attempting yoga but turning into a feline meme instead.

When the Hamilton elevators steal your time like Core Curriculum.

Finding a Butler seat during finals: the ultimate urban legend.

Camus might argue bathing keeps absurdity conveniently rinsed.

You call that determination? I've seen better resilience from a sleep-deprived sloth.

Hoping you get off the waitlist for at least one major requirement.

Vibing like the Wi-Fi just got cut mid-stream.

Smiling whale silently judging your decision to reproduce, no cap.

When you find out your boss's boss's boss is a millennial.

Your project presentation looks like a toddler's art show.

When your hair looks better than your personality.

Me with the spray bottle, feeling like I own Dodge.

Looking like you just realized adulthood isn't a vibe check.

Me after changing one line of CSS and the entire site crashes