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When your dog knows your browser history.

Pause: have we interrogated the implications of vigilante tea consent?

When you invest in NFTs and stocks crash.

The only thing fetching here is that sad excuse for a joke.

When Core Curriculum nostalgia hits during chess boxing.

When your vibe is 'I should've stayed in bed'.

Your glow-up is more like a glow-down, fr.

When being as famous as Bacchanal headliners isn't enough for NJ gate access.

Columbia students when another task force is announced

That cat's face screams 'I peaked in the 90s.'

The existential horror of realizing Bacchanal was just a dream.

Freshmen when accused of spreading the freshman flu

Presidents looking like they just lost a group project debate.

When you hit 'submit' on your essay at 11:59 PM.

When you're trying to be hip but look like a meme.

Pajama pants on a date? You really let yourself go.

When your friend retrieves their missing sock from the Milstein mess.

me debating the 1 or the 2/3 — too tired to care

This isn't a punchline showdown, it's a punchline snoozefest.

You look like a sidekick in your own life story.

When the vibe is cozy but your outfit is a cry for help.

A coordinated group project gone horribly right.

Me realizing I forgot to buy St. Anthony Hall tickets.

Midterms: Starting battles like Avengers, ending dreams like Thanos.