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Bro's suit is on point, but his hairline is on its last legs.

Trying to get a seat at Millstein, but the heads in the way

That look when you realize the rent is due. Again.

Me pretending to care about Barnard drama, clock it.

Your expression says 'happy', but your soul says 'help'.

Nor’easter outside, Canvas notifications inside. Nowhere is safe.

You're just a snack-less study session waiting to happen.

Every giant umbrella is operated by someone who has never perceived another person.

Trying to dribble past my problems like Derrick Rose.

Looking at Blaer like Ferris strawberries during finals-crash survival mode.

When you flex your patriotism harder than your biceps.

Me at Butler when midterm ghosts reappear for seats

POV: You just saw a ghost in the matrix.

Me when my colleague tries to take credit for my work.

When the professor says, 'Any questions?' and you yawn.

Me realizing I need six coffee chats for the Lion Fund

You look like the poster child for existential dread.

POV: When you’re explaining to your parents why you dropped out of college.

You look like a hot mess, but we still love you, I guess.

Mid-yawn during a lecture? Same energy, different species.

This is what happens when TikTok takes over your brain.

Hamilton elevators: they're ladder degrees.

This character is just one pun away from a cringe episode.

Millennial me chasing avocado toast dreams.