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Seeing the future of NFTs in the stage lights.

Every time I see Jae’s glasses fog up at 2am office hours, I remember I still haven’t fixed my segfault and now he knows.

Looking for a Columbia hot guy while looking like Arthur.

When mom catches you raiding the fridge at 3AM like you're negotiating a peace treaty.

When you’re trying to keep a straight face in a group chat argument.

‘Tom & Jerry’ or ‘Hamilton elevator vs. my GPA’? Same struggle!

Explaining gluten-free to grandma? Good luck with that.

You're more useless than a cat in a dog park.

Dodge Gym mats: Five blind mice finding their way.

When you wanted to be a hero but ended up a meme.

This monkey poses better than half the influencers.

A whimsical swirl of joyful flavors

When the barber gives you that 'I care, but not really' look.

When you’re just trying to catch the family dinner drama unfold.

More joy in one eye than in your whole personality.

You look like you just escaped from a corporate trust fall.

me at a Carman party the second the aux switches to 2000s throwbacks

Trying to explain why you're late to your horse.

When HR sends another 'we're like family' email.

That pose says, 'I overthink everything—even my snacks.'

Why chase squirrels when you can chase your dreams? Oh wait, you can’t.

"caption": "His best friend telling him she just screenshotted the BeReal of his 'casual' dinner date.",

The ghost of math finals haunting like Butler's Wi-Fi.

Emotional alignment: 8/10 (still funny, adds a relatable twist)