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That outfit's so sharp, it could cut through your excuses.

me watching my desired class vanish off SSOL

I once spent 12 minutes tracking a dust mote across my room and honestly, I regret nothing

Your couch called—it wants you to come back home.

You look like a walking avocado on a midlife crisis.

Kiss before running from a tech conference.

Scoring a goal just to spite your ex.

Barnard students awaiting aid trying to trust another 'gift' email.

Me at 2:14 am during finals week posting 'cuddles pls' to the green circle

Him finally introducing a girlfriend to the friends I was just a 'good friend' to.

When your face just heard 'Vergil doesn't work right now'

Bro looks like he’s gooning over blurry coral thots.

That dog’s living rent-free in your style dreams.

When your Tinder date shows up in costume.

When you check your wallet and decide coffee is a fairy tale

Coffee spilled, bug fixed, existential crisis started

Just another day of being a background character in life.

You’re the revolution, but they're still in selfie mode.

Bathing in Columbia drama like it's a warm ray.

That vibe check failed harder than your last history exam.

POV: You just realized your boss is in the room after talking smack about them.

Me when the Gradescope notification finally hits

Me when the freshman flu hits like a truck

The silence here is almost as loud as the hope.