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You're the reason why 'pajama chic' is a thing.

You two look like the before and after of a detox.

When your only move is 'awkward smile.'

That vibe when you're mid-therapy session but forgot the questions.

When you realize being cute doesn’t pay the bills.

Students hyping the AEPi party like it's Coachella

Feathered hat? More like feather-brained ideas, amirite?

Dachshund’s living rent-free in your fashion sense.

Overthinking is just your personality at this point.

When you're too tall to hide your bad jokes.

Waiting for a date? Girl, those oranges might be your best bet.

Chillin’ while the rest of us are having an existential crisis.

Need everyone accepted into a club to look slightly less fulfilled.

When you try to act youthful but the wrinkles betray you.

When you realize you're the main character in a bad drama.

When your dreams are as fake as those toys.

Me realizing Lerner ramps + wet shoes = instant death.

Looks like a family dinner where everyone's fighting for the last bite.

When you hear your friend spill the tea.

When the stock market finally goes up.

Darth Vader frustrated like a Columbia student on a waitlist.

When the WiFi drops mid-Zoom call.

Sisyphus found meaning — and a better accounting method.

Your style screams 'attention,' but your personality whispers 'meh.'