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Me realizing I forgot to buy St. Anthony Hall tickets.

me at Butler 7 AM among overnight studiers silently surrendered

You look like you peeked at the neighbor's BBQ invite.

You look like a Merman who got rejected from the club.

You look like a motivational poster, but we’re still not motivated.

Columbia's gates are closed, but Waldo's wide open.

When Dodge water stations are myth, try Bigfoot instead.

Your vibe is as strong as dial-up internet.

The Hamilton elevator when you push 'up'.

The Hamilton elevator when you push 'up'. Never moves.

Doing the Core Curriculum? Feel like the Hamilton elevator stuck again.

Trying to karaoke but your sleeves steal the show.

When you suit up for a meeting but still can't adult.

Critics trying to find the logic in Lion Fund coffee chats

Who knew strategy discussions could look this lame?

Kierkegaard would call this faith in splashable stages.

Y’all look like you just lost a fight with a mannequin.

Butler is across campus, so unfortunately I'll need to cancel my 5-page essay.

Notes of frustration linger on the palate

Me after the fifth Lion Fund coffee chat of the day

When your outfit screams brunch but your vibe says nap time.

me waiting for my friends to show up on Low Steps and realizing it’s been three semesters

"register": "in_scene",

When you and your squad pull up to the group chat like it's the Grammys.