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When your clueless coworker winks like you've got an inside joke, but you're just trying to survive the day.

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Applicants after the 6th Lion Fund coffee chat

Trying to elude a waitlist by reshaping my cape as wings.

Need everyone accepted into a club to look slightly less fulfilled.

You juggle responsibilities like a toddler with a juice box.

You look like you might drop a mixtape called 'Stripes of Judgement.'

When you realize the group project relies on you, the only competent one.

Core Curriculum needs a class on dodging elevator queues.

When you realize you're the only one who dressed up for the vibe check.

This dude’s staring like I flunked Columbia finals, chill.

Flat-earther explaining gravity: "It's just holding us down!"

Wondering if the Hamilton elevator plans to work today.

I wore two pairs of socks, three shirts, and still ended up googling ‘how to survive Carman in January’

Your Tinder bio needs a glow-up, like, ASAP!

I enter full crisis mode when the StairMaster's taken

When your group project is just you doing all the work while others flex.

Dreaming of a spot in Butler during finals week

Incels be like: 'She clearly wants my buns.'

When your outfit is the loudest thing in the room.

Your outfit's so bright, my future feels dim.

When you dress like a rainbow but have the personality of a potato.

I paid seven dollars for Joe Coffee, and immediately regretted it

Me when Butler turns into a social club instead of a library