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Kissing passionately, yet still thinking about pizza.

dreaming safely, couldn’t be me with chase chasing

"caption": "Me zooming in on his new story to see who's reflected in his sunglasses.",

Hamilton elevator when shutting down the jukebox for detention.

These suits are so old, they should be in a museum.

some folks clocked privilege at birth I got sad in pink tarjey

Your bestie looks like the main character, and you're just an NPC.

I miss understanding the homework; now I’m stuck standing it.

You look like the poster child for existential dread.

Kermit vs. Potato: Just another day in Butler Chess Club.

Yoda at JJ's trying to figure out if a John Jay Roll is food.

When life gives you neon, but you forgot the context.

When you try to act chill but forgot your whole life is chaotic.

Your outfit could use a blessing, and not the holy kind.

Camus would raise a brow at this noble absurdity.

You look like a TikTok dance challenge gone wrong.

My registration cart crashed and I'm emotionally checked out.

Is this a roast battle or just an awkward family reunion?

When you realize you're the least funny one in the group.

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they tell us to think of freshman year during columbia grad photos

When your boss demands respect but looks like a 16th-century fashion disaster.

Freshmen when accused of spreading the freshman flu

Winnie is every Columbia student mistaking a 'reading' for a movie.