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When you dress for the Met Gala but it's just brunch.

You look like a Zoom call that went way too wrong.

You look like the mascot for a cereal that gives nightmares.

When you think you're cute but you just look like a meme gone wrong.

When you try to quit music but still want attention.

Me bedrotting in my new dorm like it's a medical emergency

Looks like someone just realized they’re the ‘before’ pic.

Tom and Jerry soaking up Butler's chill vibes, impostor style.

Debating memes in class? You must be failing at life.

Hamilton elevator: where the floor is always a suggestion.

Softer seating than Butler's Science Pok kids during finals.

Pretending to work while existentially lounging.

Plato would say the whale is merely an ideal bathtub.

When your aesthetic is on point but your life is in shambles.

Serving presidential level delusional confidence, hair gel and all.

Ferris strawberries: life's little sweet escape.

Me trying to survive Thanksgiving like it's a battlefield

me every time I spot a bug on the ceiling at 2am

That tuft of hair is your spirit animal, no cap.

Just caught you mid-gossip, save the drama for your catnip.

When you find out SexyBack isn't tax deductible.

Welcome to NBA Chess Club! No waitlists.

Tech Bros: "This protest needs an app update, stat!"

When you spot the camera and remember your secret side hustle.