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When your historical seriousness clashes with modern ‘fit checks’.

Is this a deep discussion or just another Zoom call gone wrong?

Family BBQ? More like a fiery funeral for the burgers.

When you realize your outfit looks like a piñata's existential crisis.

Me realizing I hiked to Dodge for nothing again

This vibe is low-key a cry for help.

Me, the me who blocked him, and the me who deleted his number after his 2am 'you up?' text.

Your neck's the only thing arched; what about your personality?

That cat’s so extra, even its eyes have commitment issues.

When your vibe check fails harder than John’s diet.

When the WiFi drops during the binge, but you're still buffering.

This pup's fashion sense is more on point than your GPA.

Job interview: "Do you have experience?" Me: "Yes."

When Hamilton elevators make plans to ghost you.

This dog has more personality than your last three dates combined.

When your startup fails, but you still chef.

Even your thoughts are cringe-worthy, and that's impressive.

The only time you’ll see this much joy on campus is during a snow day

Existential crisis averted—tiny whale, infinite possibilities.

Me when both Stairmasters at Dodge are taken

When Bacchanal headliner drops and I gotta Google them.

Easy, legend—this reads like matchday 18.

"Happy Hippie" or "John Jay sushi?" Equally confusing.

Taking notes like a CS student's stress at 2 a.m.