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Your flags are begging for a better representative.

Me realizing that JJ's burger was a big mistake

Me when club apps open and I realize I’m still a sophomore

Tech bros debating the best code editor.

Proof my patience is as fragile as my mug

Me when Butler turns into a social club instead of a library

Why do Hamilton elevators operate on Columbia standard time?

Wearing a cravat to a Zoom call? Vintage cringe alert!

That camel's smile is more genuine than yours.

Me after one sip of iced coffee on Monday.

Expression locked in 'Why am I cursed like this?' mode

Looking sharp, but your sense of humor's a blunt weapon.

You look like a walking 'before' picture, my guy.

When the boss asks you to work overtime on Friday.

Jumping like it just took a shot of espresso.

Their embrace is just a cover for a family BBQ drama.

Why do you look like you just lost a class presentation?

When a finance bro discovers his NFT isn't worth millions.

When you spot the “hot guy” during an all-nighter.

Me attempting to leave Dodge right before gym closes.

Feeling like a Minion in Hamilton's lost-and-found elevator ad.

That leap is bigger than your career aspirations.

When the universe is expanding, but your paycheck isn’t.

me when I hear the library is closing in 5 minutes and I'm still not done