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Your enthusiasm's so high, I'm scared you peaked too early.

Dating profile: "Astronaut by day, desk jockey by night."

Serving looks like a snack, but you’re just the leftovers.

Me after finals: collapsed in the bathroom, emotionally done, questioning every life choice I’ve ever made.

That outfit's a 10, but your vibe's stuck in a 3.

The Minion we all sympathize with during Core Curriculum hell.

My group project partner leaves the campus library bathroom without washing and I can’t unsee it all semester

Pretending to be happy while plotting world domination.

That leap is ambitious for a dog whose only skill is belly rubs!

Graduate School students basking in their financial aid glory while Barnard waits.

Me watching my groupmate leave the stall, skip the sink, then reach into the shared Cheez-Its.

When your clothes are more colorful than your personality.

When you're a venture capitalist and someone mentions "sustainable profits."

The image shows a single cat with a brown and black coat. The cat is partially under a piece of furniture, possibly a couch or a bed, with its head and upper body visible. The cat's ears are upright and its eyes are wide open, with a slightly blurred effect, possibly due to movement or low light. The floor is wooden and light-colored. There are no visible people in the image. The setting appears to be indoors, specifically on the floor under a piece of furniture. An odd detail is the angle and lighting, which creates a shadowy and partially obscured view of the cat.

You look like you take dating tips from a plush toy.

When your boss says 'act professional' and you turn into a wax figure.

me hearing the 'we need to talk' text

Reading Lit. Hum, but realizing it's actually skip hum.

When they deny eating the pizza, the crumbs in their lap say otherwise

Group selfies: 7 brains, 0 IQ.

When you look like you know the ultimate gossip but can't share.

That cat's judging your life choices harder than your parents do.

Bro flexing his interior design degree, straight up trash.

Looking at the squad like they're the last Wi-Fi signal in the apocalypse.