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When you learn your boss's "open-door policy" is just a Reagan smile.

When your fashion sense is as questionable as your jump shot.

When you've got a better glow up than your last five selfies.

Realizing the campus is flooded and I wore Crocs again

Running from commitment like... 'Gotta blast!'

Sidechat users when confessions about the panda girl vanish

Bro, even a horse can’t deal with your drama.

Me after understanding JJ's is the reason I'm sick

Trying to be a TikTok star but looking more like a meme.

me flexing about getting EC housing as if adulting is fixed

If excitement could be a crime, this dog would be serving life.

Discussing ontology over lattes — Plato would raise an eyebrow.

If your love life were a painting, it’d be a blank canvas.

You wear glasses to look smarter, but it’s not working.

Butler camp-outs: like Bacchanal minus the fun.

When your strategy is just vibing too hard.

Realizing midterms never end, just like my meal swipes

That celebration's louder than your last breakup excuse.

When the only thing getting lit is your hair gel.

Pop quiz announced and I have opened nothing

Bro, even monkeys have better social skills than you.

Swearing off Hewitt's Tilapia is a rite of passage.

Looks like you when you're trying to flirt but forgot your lines.

When you realize that dog has more charisma than your Tinder profile.