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When the only thing more awkward than their date is their shadow audience.

Why does it look like y'all are auditioning for a Hunger Games remake?

Choosing the 1 train and accepting the slow, peaceful crawl.

The cypress trees are flexing harder than your Insta selfies.

Woody’s side-eye just gave me a canon event flashback.

Your personality is as flat as those tires.

Core Curriculum bonus feature: Dorm mold, now with extra spores!

Columbia dating scene: finally spot a hot guy, it's the mirror.

Who needs a reunion tour when you have this performance art?

Trying to be mysterious but serving major 'my mom's calling' energy.

yall know that first weekend of summer right after finals? this

Those houses look like they tried to create a vibe but ended up with a bad Yelp review.

Jesus reaching for that cross like it’s a Wi-Fi signal.

Zesty energy leaps from every sip

When your Bitcoin hits an all-time high.

When your boss says 'think outside the box' and you just think about weed.

This painting screams 'I swear we’re cool, please believe us.'

Blonde hair vs. slicked back: the battle of the wannabe TikTok stars.

Mona Lisa's secret? She just skipped an 8 a.m. at Butler.

Trying to juggle vibes like it's a circus act. Just fall already.

Smile so bright it overshadows your common sense.

When you finally find someone who loves 'Arthur' as much as you love your cat.

Columbia students in Sidechat when the freshman flu hits JJ's

You look like you just discovered TikTok and want to leave.