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Okay, but who gave her the mic?

You look like the human version of a participation trophy.

Lookin' like you just won the 'Most Likely to Flap & Fail' award.

When the professor says ‘this will be on the final’ and you haven’t taken a single note.

When you're the only peach in a field of apples.

When students at Columbia act like laundry police with smug satisfaction.

when it's midnight primal scream — i'm contributing chaos

They preach outfit rules while wearing the same thing.

Scrolling through your ex’s dating profile like it’s a true crime episode.

Trying to look cheerful after checking crypto prices.

Your outfit's sharper than your wit, and that's not saying much.

Waitlist limbo: Columbia's ultimate FOMO battleground.

Trying to impress the boss but only impressing us with your cringe.

Me after the JJ's burger hits at 2 AM

Why do they look like they’re in a ‘who wore it best’ contest for boring suits?

Your boss called, they want their hopes back.

She’s the queen of ‘I know a secret but I won’t tell.’

The Grinch is just CULPA distilled into one face.

When you're a finance bro and you realize Bitcoin won't pay for your yacht.

You look like the Wi-Fi in your head just cut out.

You’re the reason why ‘how to adopt a pet’ is on Google’s top searches.

me showing up to Senior Night at Amity with only the essentials

me submitting intentionally wild answers because the prof looks stoic

POV: You finally get your startup funded, but it's NFTs.