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Aristotle would classify this as useful, delightful, and paradoxical.

When you realize grazing is just a fancy word for snacking.

You look like you time-traveled to steal my wi-fi connection.

Checking NSOP email like it’s a life-changing lottery result.

When your startup's mascot budget runs wild.

George Washington judging my TikTok dance challenge.

When you realize the Wi-Fi is down.

Your spirit animal is a loaf of bread.

Is that face-off or just a sibling snack theft?

When the group chat hits you with 'We need to talk' and you're pretending you're totally chill about it.

Me when club apps open and I realize I’m still a sophomore

My reaction when they locked the 115th street gate.

When you've mastered the art of smiling through chaos like Mona Lisa.

Looks like a military squad auditioning for a sitcom.

When you’re trying to explain how your dog ate your homework to your boss.

That 'I saw your browser history' prosecutorial stare

Sidechat posters when freshmen spread flu like it's their job

When snacks are better company than your weird family.

Me enduring my 5th Lion Fund coffee chat this week

When you try to impress but just bring the cringe.

Introducing: Uris's AskMeAnything with Vladimir Putin. Lecture soon.

When your life goals are as empty as that container.

When life hits you like Monday morning vibes.

Group projects got you looking like a hot mess express.