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When you realize your boss is in the same fandom: Promotion or demotion, who wore it better?

Columbia students in Sidechat when the freshman flu hits JJ's

the way he said not the vibe i'm crying

When you realize your startup idea is already taken.

me when Gradescope pings during finals, unleashing theatrical despair

Trying to pass like Adam Cannon grading your CS homework.

Waitlist chaos: where classes are NFTs.

When your AI pet finally understands your sarcasm.

Dressed like you're ready for a protest or a themed party.

That face is the reason we can't have nice things.

Is your outfit sponsored by the local recycle bin?

You look like a midlife crisis on wheels.

Your cat's giving more side-eye than a TikTok comment section.

When your vibe is 'too chill' for a group project due tomorrow.

Dressing classy while your personality's still at the dog park.

Columbia student's face when JJ's Place offers all-night pastries.

There’s a special kind of regret that only happens next to a toilet at 3am

Me pretending to care about your Zoom meeting.

Small whale, big existential bath

Existential crisis hits and suddenly the bathroom floor is my stage. Me rn: what am I even doing here?

Out here looking like a toddler trying to adult.

You look like you just discovered Mondays exist.

At Columbia, declaring Thursdays as our Fridays with a grin.

Me pretending I understand stocks after one TikTok video.