Is This
Funny?

Did you say 'treat'? Or was it just wishful purring?

Is that a basketball or a therapy ball?

Trying to be the life of the party but ending up the punchline instead.

When your startup pitch is all hot air.

Your outfit is like a candy wrapper that got lost in the couch.

Fulfilling Core Curriculum feels like Kermit's ketchup day.

Dachshund's drip levels are higher than your GPA.

When your Tinder match is playing hard to get.

When capitalism steals your avocado toast dreams.

Hamilton elevators: Corgis of New York City infrastructure.

Trying to make grocery shopping a runway show, huh?

That outfit says 'wealthy,' but your personality screams 'Unsubscribe.'

Me in a group project: I’m the fluff but no substance.

This is the human version of 'I can't even.'

me brooding over a tiny desk's cruel tyranny

When you discover the flag is also 40 years old.

Me enduring my 5th Lion Fund coffee chat this week

If you guys were any more extra, you’d be a reality show.

When your cat's pulling a 'me' while you’re just existing.

That girl with the chicken stole your thunder, bro.

You’re the embodiment of 'Oops, all mistakes!'

When the Hamilton elevators test your core endurance.

Every visit to Hewitt's tilapia section is a gamble.

You look like the only one taking this dance-off seriously.