Is This
Funny?

Plato would approve—ideal form, realized in a flex.

hahah

They should be in a sitcom titled 'Presidents in Suits.'

Socratic flex: questions everything, especially assumptions about size.

Jessie, proud owner of an NFT horse.

Bro’s face when the Butler seat hunt fails again.

Hamilton elevators: the real Columbia challenge.

When they say, 'The market will recover soon.'

freshman at Six Flags acting like they’ve done this before

Snoopy’s book stack taller than Barnard’s tuition, fr.

Columbia Core: where Stockholm syndrome gets a syllabus.

These penguins have better social skills than you, fam.

still not getting verified after sending in my W2 twice

That smile says 'I'm friendly,' but your vibes scream 'awkward dad.'

When your dog understands your existential crisis.

Your GPA on a Monday morning: JJ's Place buffet line.

You’re giving off ‘I can explain my DMs’ energy.

That moment you realize your crush just came for the snacks.

The ultimate 'not my circus, not my monkeys' energy.

If your vibe was a snack, it would be expired.

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Me after the 10th club app this week at Columbia

When I don't understand the project so I volunteer to make the title slide with 12 animations