Is This
Funny?

When you're dressed to impress but still look like a walking 'before' picture.

That yawn is louder than your dreams, my dude.

The Minion that knows your job better than you.

This dynamic? Absolutely replicating emotional labor hierarchies in the batcave.

You look like a deep sea philosopher who forgot how to swim.

Trying to figure out whose turn it is to buy appetizers while contemplating life choices.

Shoutout to those cliffs for keeping the waterfall from a complete breakdown.

Sisyphus would prefer rolling toys to bathwater.

Plato would've placed this strength outside the cave's shadows.

Mogging every alley cat within a three-block radius

That face when you realize adulthood is a scam.

When you realize fashion has no mercy on your soul.

When you realize that dog’s more stylish than your Instacart delivery.

When you discover your ancestors were problematic.

That cat has more charisma than your last relationship.

FOMO's waiting list adventures: The unofficial Columbia major.

The dodge stretch mats are less available than Hamilton elevators.

When you thought ‘NSYNC was your only crime, but here we are.

Collectively embodying the phrase 'I should've stayed home.'

Is your personality a clarinet solo? Because it’s a whole mood.

You look like a walking highlighter on crack.

Looks like the only thing you're leaning into is your awkwardness.

You dress like a walking pride parade and forgot you’re not the main event.

If cluelessness was a sport, you’d win gold.