Is This
Funny?

Trying to act cool but you're just a sad tabby.

When you charm your way out of a speeding ticket.

My grades taking flight like forgotten books during JJ’s rush hour.

When group chats feel more like a gossip column than a support group.

Plot twist: the cat's your therapist, and you're still a mess.

me when the midterm email says extra credit available

When your friend is so basic they save all their laughs for the talk show.

When the admin blocks the lawn with equipment, I celebrate the absurd

Arthur at Low Steps – that unexpected Bacchanal energy.

When you realize WiFi is down and you have no snacks.

You're about as useful as a penguin in a desert.

Capitalism: where your paycheck is a cruel punchline.

Still waiting for someone to text back about the pregame location.

Direct eye contact while holding a ukulele is the new group chat apology protocol

If 'extra' was a tire, it'd be this.

When your dreams are higher than your GPA.

The only battle here is who has the most cringe family tale.

When your life choices make a cat question its existence.

Me when the freshman flu hits like a truck

The only thing that believes in you is your dog.

Seniors when the freshman flu hits for the 5th time

Carter looks like he’s still deciding if he wants pepperoni or sadness.

Seeing hot Columbia guys: Sharpen that caffeine vision.

When you’re too grumpy to even stir the pot.