Is This
Funny?

Columbia students en route to med services as alarm blares

Hamilton elevator after a night of JJ’s buffet walking marathon.

Columbia dating be like: get the eye, not the A.

When your group chat is more active than your dating life.

Emotional alignment: Strong – Captures the brooding, contemplative mood and adds a touch of humor about struggle and introspection.

Trying to stay awake in class like... 'can I just nap forever?'

You yawn like you’re auditioning for a sloth movie.

Why's this cow staring like I'm at the Bacchanal line?

When your life goals are as lofty as your napping skills.

Y'all look like you just lost a group project.

Republican dog chasing its dream of a free market.

Flat-earther realizing gravity doesn't exist.

The only thing more contagious than a cold in Carman is a TikTok on a study break.

Why do you look like you’re arguing over Netflix accounts?

When your suit is sharper than your social skills.

When the dog is your only friend who doesn’t ghost you.

You showed up looking like a pride parade's worst nightmare.

When you watch Lion Fund hopefuls lining up for coffee chats

When you want to be the life of the party but forgot your vibes.

This painting’s mood is my course load staring right back at me.

This cowfish got more rizz than my Tinder matches, no cap.

You're just a 'hare' away from being a dad joke.

Hamilton elevator’s plan? Stay at the ground floor.

That smirk is just denial in disguise.