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Hamilton elevator said 'going nowhere' and meant it.

When you’re trying to act cool but your life’s a blooper reel.

When they say 'be brief' — I hand them a three word essay

That moment you realize Columbia bred more trust fund cats.

Walking into Hewitt Dining: it's calm until the stomach spawn.

When the group chat turns into a roast battle but you forgot the roast.

You look like you argue with oranges about your life choices.

When you hype your friend's karaoke like it's a revolution.

When you realize your goal was just to distract from your dad bod.

Group selfies: 90% cringe, 10% friendship.

When you’re sneaking a kiss but spot your ex lurking in the background like a horror movie villain.

When your crush texts back and you still have no game.

Outfit so big, it could double as an emergency flotation device.

The only secret funnier than you is that dog’s wink.

This pup's ready for a soirée, but you’re still in sweatpants.

Sorry bro, but your haircut says 'I peaked in high school.'

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Kermit’s lesson: Skim, don’t read. Sorry, potatoes.

Is that a serious pose or just a panic attack?

Woody staring like, 'Can’t I have a unhinged feeling?'

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When you realize that 'good boy' is just a social construct.

Dressed for a meeting but you’re still on mute.

CAB: Snowman like Hamilton elevators—never going up.