Is This
Funny?

"caption": "Me seeing his 2 AM 'you up?' after I swore to the group chat I was done.",

When your friend spills tea but you're still sipping that existential dread.

That tie's the only thing keeping your life in check.

You're like this pup: all bark, no game.

When you try to be fashion-forward but end up in a clown convention.

When you're cute but also look like your dad's neck.

That smile is just a disguise for existential dread.

You thought elegance was the goal, but here we are.

When you juggle life, but only drop the carrots.

Trying to sneak oat milk past Liz's baristas.

Me after the 10th club app this week at Columbia

When your date says they love pineapple pizza and you just nod.

When the WiFi drops during a TikTok live.

Shark bed ate, cat’s just dying of embarrassment rn.

String theorist explaining Bieber's hair entanglement.

Prof: Teaching an 8 AM is like seeing an empty Hamilton elevator.

Waiting for Dodge water? Just ask this cat for a sip.

Midterms: Just loooove how infinity has no end.

Venture Capitalists: "Invest in fun or face the chase!"

Hamilton elevators: world-class cardio classes every day.

I’ve seen snacks look more motivated than you.

Feeling as aimless as my missing 115th Street gate access.

When St. John hands Jesus the cross like 'welcome to Core Curriculum'.

Chick-fil-A: Nietzsche's will to power, distilled into chicken.