Is This
Funny?

Catching feelings? You mean catching third-degree burns.

Why does the lieutenant look like he's about to snack?

When they finally let you use Butler stairs.

Debating whether to dunk or just fall on your face.

Those pearly whites are the only thing shining here.

Nor’easter outside, Canvas notifications inside. Nowhere is safe.

Waitlisted for dodging gym classes since '00.

The agony of figuring out SSOL every term.

How I feel walking thru Barnard as a guy

You look like you're trying to escape your responsibilities, pup!

It's like a group project where only the captain knows the assignment.

That grooming session better include a personality upgrade.

Running on caffeine, chaos, and questionable decisions.

why": "duplicate of <His best friend telling him she just screenshotted the BeReal of his 'casual' dinner date.> via 4+ consecutive words

The WiFi signal is better than your social life.

Santa called, he wants his rejected elf back.

Luxury van, humble audience — Plato would call this the cave commute.

Someone calls out my outfit repeat at Butler and I become a meme

When the boss asks if you can handle more work, and you're already drowning in existential dread.

When the NFT you bought is just a jpeg.

When you celebrate hard enough for a TikTok, but nobody follows you.

Your outfit says hero, but your vibe says 'Please help'.

Columbia students in Sidechat when the freshman flu hits JJ's

Talking to your dog like it can actually get you a date.