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Finally, a wedding without a finance lecture.

Chess Club LeBron would've dominated CULPA reviews.

Why shine when you can loaf like this orange fluff?

You call that a portrait? More like a historical midlife crisis.

When your fashion sense is 'Death Row' but your bank account screams 'life sentence'.

When you think sweatpants are the real crime against humanity.

When you're so happy but still can't fetch a clue!

The only thing more annoying than your jokes is your laugh.

ate and left no crumbs when HR said mandatory

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That wink is more awkward than your last Tinder date.

Me and my bestie strategizing my 'no worries at all!' reply.

When your cat's more fashionable than your TikTok outfits.

getting up only cause the dust bunnies™ looking real judgmental tonight

bro clocked out of reality highkey cooked beyond saving

housing lottery night—me tweaking preferences like I'm rerouting satellites

Plato would insist the ideal whale never gets wet.

Flirting level: Labrador Retriever wink, hoping they'll get the hint.

Trying to juggle happiness like it's a hot potato.

That moment when the Dodge showers feel as ancient as his hat.

Me enduring my 5th Lion Fund coffee chat this week

When you realize ramen isn't a food group.

When your professor assigns a 500-page reading and you prefer a shot of espresso.

Columbia students on Sidechat when freshmen refuse to wear masks