Is This
Funny?

Columbia Majors as cocktails: your GPA's a dirty martini.

When your high score clashes with your high history.

Umbrella etiquette should honestly be a Core requirement.

The only thing you’re engaging is your own existential dread.

You look like you just found out your crush has a cat.

me with no energy to even fake enthusiasm

When you realize 'Bye Bye Bye' is about your freedom.

POV: you open the group chat at 3am and regret it

When your face app filter glitches.

Flexing that crown but still can’t handle a group project.

mirror check: adjust pants until confidence shows up

Professor locks syllabus like a SEC-10 filing.

You’re the dog version of that one friend who steals snacks.

That cat's poised like it’s about to drop a TED Talk on your failures.

The only revolution you’re leading is against good taste.

Bro, your laugh sounds like a dying seal.

Trying to flex but ended up at the dog park.

Coffee during a power outage? That's some real survival skills.

All-seeing like Butler's security—never miss a stressed-out student.

Trying to meditate but the existential dread kicks in.

When you realize your energy level matches that of a sloth.

When you realize your bank account has more zeroes than Reagan's smile.

That pose? It's giving 'I just clocked out for the week.'

You’re the king of leisure, where’s your crown?