Is This
Funny?

Cute dog, but you're the reason we need a 'Do Not Pet' sign.

When you realize even Jesus is judging your life choices.

When your pup’s hair flips are more on point than your selfies.

The only thing flying here is your social life... away.

The only thing you're rallying for is attention.

You look like a horse who just found out about taxes.

Pets on campus when fireworks start at 3:30 AM

me realizing someone treats Presidents' Day class like a personal tragedy

Students at Lion Fund coffee-chats just trying to make it through

Trying to catch feelings but only catching grass stains.

Is this a pet photo or a ‘why am I like this’ moment?

Pommes frites at JJ’s when someone finally questions why they're fries.

You’re like the group chat that’s always on mute but still messy.

Waitlisted for Core Curriculum with this level of chaos.

Success is a working Butler water fountain, but it’s always broken.

When your vibe says royal but your bank account says 'no'.

Meerkat 1 mogging with that yawn, Meerkat 2 aura farming.

Strutting like I've bypassed SSOL waitlists for once.

You're the human version of buffering during a wild story.

Me after seeing your text: yawn central.

When you think you're the main character but you're really a sidekick.

Columbia gates: Where you realize they lock students out for fun.

You look like a mascot for bad decisions.

Your style is like a penguin in flip-flops: a total disaster.