Is This
Funny?

Your boss thinks meetings are the Olympics, but you're just here for coffee.

If laziness were a sport, you'd win gold.

When your ex's new fling is your dinner date, and you're still salty.

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Joining the Primal Scream at Columbia during finals for cathartic release.

Looks like a group chat nobody asked for.

Bro, your deep thoughts are shallower than a kiddie pool.

You’re like the last piece of pizza: unwanted and kind of sad.

my friends bailed so i'm practicing invisibility at this party

When you tell yourself you'll be 'fashionably late' and then forget what century it is.

When your life feels like a failed cartoon skit.

Trying to impress someone? More like trying to impress nobody.

This cow’s mogging me with that sus stare, straight up.

Me after the 10th club app this week at Columbia

If clownfish had a fashion line, you'd be the model.

When your crush winks, but you just look like that Labrador.

Woke up late but still living my best life, huh?

Trying to catch feelings but just catching drama.

When you wear your bling to a job interview and wonder why they didn't call you back.

When you’re trying to act natural but everyone sees your cringe.

When you tell your mom you majored in art history.

This goose's curiosity is the only thing keeping it interesting.

When your nose is bigger than your trust fund.

When Mondays hit harder than your bad hair days.