Is This
Funny?

Bro's leaping like he just found out it's Friday.

You yawn like you just took a sip of reality.

Did you lose a bet with Poseidon about your look?

The Hamilton elevator when it picks a floor.

Trying to impress your crush, but they just ghosted you.

This cow’s got the ick from my delulu vibes.

Y'all look like you lost a battle over the last donut.

The only adventure here is realizing you peaked in childhood.

Me realizing the Dodge treadmills are just for walkers

Coffee stains looking like my brain rot after TikTok.

Why does your jersey look like a dad's BBQ apron?

me forgetting to go to class and attendance is taken—instant terror

Hamilton elevators: always a height difference, never a fast ride.

When your personality is more cartoon than the cartoons.

I’ve seen better dance moves from a rusty robot.

Is this a band reunion or a therapy session?

Columbia student after reviewing their SSOL: tongue's out.

Freshmen during the freshman flu trying to stay awake in class

When your outfit says 'I rule nations' but your vibe says 'lost.'

Me frantically clicking as SSOL crashes during my slot

When the beat drops harder than your GPA.

When your vibe says fun but your outfit screams 'help me'!

When your vibe is ‘sunshine’ but the reality is ‘rain cloud.’

Columbia students in Sidechat when the freshman flu hits JJ's