Is This
Funny?

When your outfit screams fun but your vibe says 'who hurt you?'

TA's at Columbia—like Hamilton elevators, full stop.

Finding an open gate faster than Hamilton elevators.

Y'all look like a two-for-one special at the cringe factory.

Bro, you dribble like you’re trying to dodge responsibility.

That cat's got more confidence than your last Tinder date.

Late-night snack runs: the real romance here, huh?

When you finally escape work but realize you're still broke.

Flirting hard, but forgetting names like it's a full-time job.

Oh, Ferris strawberries: fresher than my GPA since day one.

Y'all look like the rejected cast of Happy Feet.

Trying too hard to be funny, but this ain't a stand-up.

That braid is more impressive than your personality, no cap.

When you realize the Earth isn't flat, it's just your grades.

When you've gossiped too far and can't stop.

When you spot a Hamilton elevator…and a line to use it.

When your dreams of flying flop harder than your grades.

John the Baptist: "When your crush is dating Jesus."

Every time I see Jae look up like that, I remember the time I tried to submit my code at 11:59 and GitHub crashed

When the gym's on fire but you still can't lift.

When your friend’s jokes are so bad even the penguins can't laugh.

She’s smiling like she just unfollowed you on all socials.

Stop jumping, it's not like you just got a text from your bestie!

Looking like you've had only JJ's tacos for three days straight.