Is This
Funny?

You could win gold in the Olympic napping.

Stars out here debating like they’re TikTok influencers.

Is this a party or a therapy session for cartoon characters?

When you realize your costume is more tragic than epic.

Waiting for Hamilton elevator, except it has a stupid grin.

Nothing says ‘party’s over’ like waking up next to a trash can and a toilet

Me bedrotting in my new dorm like it's a medical emergency

This dog's about to fly, but you still can’t get off the ground.

When you finally escape the corporate forest.

Showing up to class like a meme while others are ghosting reality.

When you see the bill and realize you have Reagan-era economic policies to blame.

Trying to get the latest gossip like you're Sherlock but only finding crumbs.

When you're overdressed for the dog park and everyone stares.

bro i’ve been on this bench longer than my last relationship lasted

That hair drop is more epic than your life choices.

The grab for reeds like Columbia students grabbing Bacchanal tickets.

Kierkegaard would call this fashionable, low-key despair.

When the costumes are funnier than the jokes you tell.

VCs after a successful Series A funding.

Diana soup, the secret therapy in a bowl.

C'mon, that umbrella’s basically a wet napkin in a flood!

Waiting for a Hamilton elevator: the true waitlist experience.

When George Washington discovers Botox.

Me realizing Columbia's gates are still closed like it’s a medieval siege