Is This
Funny?

When your Tinder match cancels on you and you realize you dodged a bullet.

Even the stars want to swipe left on your mood.

Me realizing I forgot to buy St. Anthony Hall tickets.

Trying to remember if 'Death Row' is a tax bracket.

Your vibe is giving 'I can't adult today.'

When you think you're the life of the party, but you're just a tree.

When someone takes the last stairmaster at Dodge

Low Steps got nothing on my throne.

You two have the energy of a bad TikTok challenge.

Your productivity level is just a cat sprawled on concrete.

Sidechat posters when freshmen spread flu like it's their job

Me realizing I forgot to buy St. Anthony Hall tickets.

little crown for guessing my password in ONLY six trials

When you realize this corgi has more charisma than you ever will.

Bro's glasses are thicker than my excuses for missing class.

Dodge Gym lockers: Vintage and mysterious, Columbia's version of escape rooms.

When Columbia students group up for a dating pep talk

When you’re cute but still make bad choices like following your crush.

When you dress for success but end up at a Cheetos convention.

Hope your personality is more resilient than that umbrella.

When your dog’s Instagram is more fire than your whole existence.

That couch is your only real relationship.

When you dress like a snack but still look like a meal.

When Bacchanal surprises you by coming through any exit, even ceilings.