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Dog on its third 'Butler Coffee' wondering if there's life after midterms.

When your laugh is louder than your personality.

Columbia diploma watching you mewing for rizz, unimpressed.

Wait, there's career help for MSCS students? It's giving mythical.

Gourmet squirrel snacks harder than a Butler midterm.

When your investor meeting runs over and you miss yoga class.

bracing for the professor's surprise quiz until it's open-note and ungraded

That goose is definitely the neighborhood gossip, spilling tea like it’s its job.

Plato would've called it the ideal tub; babies disagree.

When your LinkedIn profile pic is on point.

Hamilton elevators fully booked for Olympic training sessions again.

That one friend who shows up late and acts like royalty.

When your vibe is as recycled as those tires.

Me looking at your dating profile like, 'Yikes, buddy.'

This man’s personality is as empty as his pockets.

You’re the reason penguins can’t have nice things.

When your boss says "we're a family here" and you immediately wink because you know he's lying.

When you try to explain TikTok to your parents but it turns into a horror show.

deadline tonight, assignment thinks it's a thesis

When you finally pay off your student loans.

Standing outside a locked Butler feels like dating in Columbia.

You guys are proof that adulting is overrated.

Core Curriculum just heard about the existence of free time.

You look like a chef who failed culinary school twice.