Is This
Funny?

Applicants after the 6th Lion Fund coffee chat

Sidechat posters when Butler turns into Grand Central

Students evacuated by the John Jay alarm realizing it's a drill

me flexing after snagging that SSOL seat yes king

they walk out of the bathroom without washing their hands

Monkey’s beige flag? Acting like a disgruntled Columbia prof.

When your professor thinks they're Sherlock Holmes.

When your life is a low-budget sitcom and this monkey's the star.

When you finally understand what blockchain is.

Both of them looking for the last clean study spot in Butler Library.

Realizing your acorns were actually last night's dream.

When you forget to study but still act like a genius.

Nothing says thrill like holding still and hoping for the best.

Vibes: living proof that naps are more important than adulting.

When the only thing you’re passionate about is napping.

Their serious faces say ‘we really regret that last meeting’.

When you discover Millstein Green Chairs are for Barnard students only.

Me waiting for my life to make sense: 0% progress.

When rent's due but you bought avocado toast.

Is that a fashion statement or a cry for help?

Your vibe checks out but your outfit doesn’t.

The stars are outshining your personality, no cap.

When you finally get diploma but owe Butler Library $84 🙄📚

Chucky dropping cursed lore at the Columbia dorm party.