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When you try to FaceTime the stars but they only send you blue ticks.

When you and your bro argue over Bitcoin.

Looking like a 500-year-old art piece with no Wi-Fi.

freshman realizing spontaneous Low Steps bonding is a myth

honestly this is me trying to vibe with my work partner

You guys look like you got dumped by your fish.

Columbia College students declaring their superiority like it's a campus-wide event

When you push up on Hamilton elevator. Spoiler: It won't move.

Plato would call Wendy's Frosty the Form of dessert.

Finding backups for Qahwa's last pistachio latte.

If only their ideas were as fresh as their suits.

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Pooh reading about all the campuses with closed gates, screaming.

That dog's pondering life choices you definitely can't relate to.

Tough day

Bring snacks to a diet group and an umbrella to a hurricane?

Every time I see Jae’s glasses fog up during an AP exam, I know someone’s about to get expelled.

When you realize your startup pitch is tomorrow and you haven't started.

Me trying to look unbothered while my life crumbles.

me letting failure mog while i pretend to touch grass

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Debating if that brown outfit matches your future—spoiler, it doesn’t.

When you're a whole snack but still can't find the fridge.

Dude's over here talking strategy like his life isn't a meme.