Is This
Funny?

Students hyping the AEPi party like it's Coachella

Being unapologetically sponge is praxis against the scarcity mindset of crusty capitalism.

chat, I just got complimented for existing imagine the bar

With that stare, are you auditioning for a soap opera?

When your vibe checks out, but your life doesn't.

That hairstyle is 90% volume, 10% self-awareness.

Can't fail a class if you never enroll.

Why does Christ look like he just saw your Snapchat story?

When your enthusiasm is more exaggerated than your haircut.

You look like a party that got lost on its way to the club.

4th year at Columbia be like: teaching us jail-core fashion.

You look like you keep secrets for a living, huh?

The Grinch: A John Jay Roll enthusiast's favorite mascot.

If your skills were a snack, they'd be a stale cracker.

When you're so holy but still can't dress for the divine.

You went for fierce, but got circus clown instead.

Seniors when the freshman flu hits for the 5th time

That face when you realize Mondays are eternal.

That yawn says, 'I can't even with this drama.'

Like the elusive working fountain in Dodge, striking their dramatic pose.

Cat turned these blinds into a Barnard dorm disaster.

Trying to be the GOAT, but got mogged by calculus.

That smirk says you’re judging us harder than our parents do.

The irony when LeBron James sees closed Hamilton elevators.