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When everyone but you gets the dress code memo.

Proof that my spirit animal is a potato.

JJ’s at 2 AM and still no chill.

This isn’t a protest; it’s an audition for a bad musical.

me taking an exam on the tiniest desk ever made

When your laundry's out, and barns yell 'closet!'

Me performing my 'I'm so over him' monologue for the party.

When you're giving a presentation but forgot your slides.

Navigating Dodge Gym: It’s like orienteering but emotional

When you try to act cool but end up looking like a meme.

Snoop's gold chain hitting harder than Columbia's gym policies.

Red outfit? Fits right in with Hamilton's fire alarms.

I swear, officer, it was just a bad hair day!

When your therapist says to wear your confidence.

When the color palette is ‘crayon explosion’ but you didn’t get the memo.

Cat’s giving side-eye like a Barnard tour group dodge.

Bro, those sleeves are ready for a skydiving audition.

Trying to escape Earl gates like orangutan Houdini in my feelings.

Dressing like a snack but barking like a 'meh.'

Chillin' like it's a full-time job, but you're still broke.

Dodge Stairmasters when they hear students brag about their workouts.

When you're dressed to impress but still can't impress anyone.

Boomer logic: "Back in my day, this was fine."

Y'all arguing over coffee like it's the Battle of Waterloo.