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me buying 'one cup' that gives me coffee for the whole week

Spotted: Emotional support water fountain ACTUALLY working in Butler.

When you’re more suited for TikTok than politics.

When your crush is a gamer and you realize you're just a side quest.

Trying to look presidential but you’re more like a meme.

When your outfit screams ‘fashion icon’ but you whisper ‘help me’.

me panicking as SSOL opens and I'm still on the waitlist

When your dog flexes harder than you at a family BBQ.

Sidechat posters when freshmen spread flu like it's their job

You and your awkwardness could compete with the stars.

Hamilton elevator: defining 'downward spiral' on Columbia ground.

When your serious pose is just a cover for hunger.

You both playing basketball or rehearsing for a debate?

This outfit screams 'I’m here to negotiate snack prices.'

Dodge water stations: Because hydration is for the weak.

You look like the main character of a TikTok fail compilation.

Plato would say the whale is merely an ideal bathtub.

Hamilton elevator after you press 'up' and go nowhere.

When you and your toxic ex reunite at Comic-Con.

Are those beaks or just your attempts at a personality?

When your bank account is as empty as Tom's stomach.

Me and the girls gassing ourselves up before the party he's at with his 'friend.'

Serving looks while you're still in sweatpants.

me when someone leaves stuff to claim a Butler table — performance art