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Woodstock’s helmet is giving major ick, bro, retire it.

Waiting on Hamilton elevator like it's a Butler seat

That grin is giving ‘I just stole the last slice of pizza’.

When you realize your jersey's the only thing winning today.

Butler real estate: the Corgi of Columbia's library system.

posting my take and instantly getting roasted by everyone in the comments

Dressed for success, but forgot your personality at home.

Measurement markings are more precise than Hamilton elevators.

Bouclé fabric: Less itchy than Hewitt Bananas Foster

That painting captures your love life: timelessly embarrassing.

Another day of pretending to care about human affairs.

Sisyphus finally finds a purpose: the gym.

When your cat's glowing up and you’re still just... glowing.

Your rival's face says, 'Please, stop trying.'

When you explain TikTok and grandma thinks it's a new dance.

This vibe is so quirky, even TikTok ghosted you.

John Jay’s mystery roll finding new heights, above the dining hall.

When your colleague asks a question that could've been an email, you turn into a human meme.

Is that a cat or a furry couch with higher self-esteem than you?

The waterfall is just flexing its GPA over Dodge Gym.

Bro's robe is giving ‘I’m overdressed for church’ vibes.

Bro thinks he's the CEO of Blessings, but it's just overtime.

stop staring..

Jesus grabbing John's cross like a student at Bacchanal.