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You look like you’re trying to steal the spotlight from the stars. Good luck!

John Jay dining: sushi that freshman sleep through.

Honestly, I’ve seen more charm in a potato than in you.

Delulu enough to think it owns the apartment, still rents

Those smiles can’t hide how unfunny you all are.

Wait, climate change isn't a hoax?

Yikes, I've seen better chemistry in a high school science class.

When you’re caught in the act of not adulting.

When your mom's ‘dress to impress’ turns into ‘please don't dress’

This cow’s ‘I’m dead’ stare got me cackling, type shi.

Me when the ice cream truck saves my day for the 100th time

You look like a Krabby Patty forgot to flip!

When your outfit looks like it came straight from a thrift store clearance.

That face when you know nobody's eating your food.

When you realize you've been talking to a bot all along.

This doll’s tweaking harder than a Barnard finals week.

Seniors when the freshman flu hits for the 5th time

John plotting a prank? Classic overachiever vibes.

me at senior night just existing in the corner

When you realize powdered wigs are making a comeback.

Laughing at your outfit, not with you, babe.

Looks like you're trying to be the lead in a bad romcom.

When your jacket has more personality than you do.

“Hands up or you’re not doing it right!”