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You're like a minion, but less successful.

Me dismissing Lion Fund coffee chats like they're beneath me

That cat's aesthetic is ‘chaotic but make it fashion.’

Just witnessed the unchecked neoliberal joy-industrial complex live on Low Steps. This. Is. Harm.

Caught staring like it’s about to spill the family secrets.

When you dress like the dog from a bad rom-com.

Thoughtful? More like 'who's on my heavenly leaderboard this week?'

Looking like a snack but your brain's on a diet.

When you realize this is your friend group and you're still single.

When the Wi-Fi password changes without notice.

Penguins in tropical attire? Fashion police on speed dial.

When you try to roast your friend but end up complimenting them accidentally.

When you all have the same energy as a PowerPoint presentation.

When you realize your life peaked at being a cat.

When you realize your dog’s the only one who cares.

That face you make after a 5-hour Zoom.

When you strike a pose but forgot your script.

Dodge Gym teaching physics through chaos, one mat at a time

When you're vibing but your outfit is a cry for help.

When you finally get the tea but have to act chill.

Kant would schedule the bath as duty

Planning a Netflix show? Go pick a comedy, you need it.

nah why is this cat living my retirement plan better than me.

Looks like you're deep in thought about your next snack, huh?