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When life gets tough, so you become a lazy cat.

When your vibe is too loud for the party.

All aboard the toxic gossip train, but make it acapella night at 1020

Debating song choices like it’s the most serious election ever.

Your moves are as surprising as a political meme battle.

When CULPA finally reveals why you hate all your professors.

Seniors when the freshman flu hits for the 5th time

The only thing flowing here is her patience with your cheesy lines.

They look like a dad band that can’t hit the right notes.

You look like a penguin auditioning for a TikTok but forgot the moves.

You look like an existential crisis in a brown onesie.

Mid-leap and still less graceful than my last breakup.

You're the reason squirrels have trust issues.

Squirrel snack seriousness rivaling Columbia's course waitlists.

Trying to flex but looking like a medieval Christmas tree.

Those sleeves have more personality than you do.

When the statue's more lively than your love life.

Every time you attempt to adult, it’s this dramatic.

Columbia CS students after CULPA reviews drop.

Bro, even the toothpaste is more ready for this meeting than you.

I once spent 20 minutes rehearsing my ‘manipulation station’ speech before realizing I left my ukulele at home

Rock waterfall is a metaphor for Columbia’s course registration system.

Venture capitalists: When the startup pitch hits you hard.

Doggo’s look when you can’t find a single outlet—done.