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Dude, even the toothpaste is more prepared than you.

That moment you know your Wi-Fi’s dead, but so are your dreams.

Kneeling like he’s about to propose to a Wi-Fi connection!

Even he knows you're a hot mess.

That coat screams louder than your dating profile.

John the Baptist looking like he just raided the snack table.

You’re not saving the world, just your laundry day.

Hamilton elevators: The campus rollercoaster.

Trying to look presidential but can’t even handle your own laundry.

With those eyes, it's basically the neighborhood watch.

When you see the bill after ordering avocado toast.

Columbia’s Core Curriculum: Now featuring live-action mold demos!

You dress like a crayon had a meltdown—how original.

I put on two pairs of socks and a scarf just to walk to class, and my toes still went numb halfway there

John Jay: Unlimited food, limited social interaction.

You’d juggle carrots but can’t get your life together.

Waiting for JJ's late-night menu after it's "coming soon".

When ‘majestic’ meets ‘I just can’t even.’

me falling apart because I hit submit at 11:59:59

Capitalism called; it wants its overpriced coffee back. Therapy is cheaper!

Reagan smiling like he just sent the US economy to therapy.

JJ's Place when it's 3 AM: truly the real MVP.

it's 1 a.m. in butler library during finals and i just want cuddles.

You look like the dog version of a midlife crisis.