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Me in Butler after hearing one more loud convo

When you find out your boss is Squidward.

Looking like the lovechild of a teddy bear and a dust bunny.

When caffeine dies, so do my dreams of coding

Your sense of style is as inflated as those tires.

When your startup pitch is more bark than bite.

The village's WiFi connection must be worse than my dating life.

This dog’s the reason you got ghosted last date night.

Fireflies stealing attention like your personality, sad!

When my roommate eats my clearly labeled pizza without asking

Taking notes from Butler campers: permanent optimism.

Applicants after the 6th Lion Fund coffee chat

enrolling in the easiest class and acting like it's my passion

Why does this horse look more rested than you after a weekend binge?

when i post at midnight saying need a study buddy i mean cuddles

me when the kid who skipped every lecture posts a 100

Justin roaring with the delight of hearing your immediate NSOP dropout's name again.

Trying to outshine your friends, but you’re just a dim light.

'Monday morning feels,' but make it Kafkaesque.

Life's more unpredictable than catching a seat at JJ’s during rush.

I’d call this a standoff, but your fits are already dead.

When you drop your coffee and it survives but you still hyperventilate

That moment when the waitlist finally opens for your major.

When you're trying to convert your dog to cryptocurrency.